I’d like to meet the person who decided these looked good. Because they look terrible. Also, I’ve never heard of fat jeans. And if you decide you want to look like a tool and wear these monstrosities, you should have to be skinny, not a fat ass. I think this just proves that people will wear/do anything just to fit in.
Now I’ve had my share of chances and loved every one of them, but who came up with this brilliant philosophy? So no matter what I do, it doesn’t really matter, because I’m just getting another crack at it anyway. If this is true, then why does the death penalty and the life sentence exist? I can understand this as a general statement, but people throw this around all willy-nilly (yeah that’s right). Maybe we should give everybody one chance and see how that goes.
And it’s our water. More specifically our kitchen water. At least I’m 90% sure at the moment. A little more detective work is in order, but I’m at a loss as to what else it could be. Hopefully I’m wrong.
What are these? What’s the point? Why do they exist? Can’t you just watch your soap operas and get the information from the show itself? Do you really need some magazine to shed some deep and wonderful meaning behind the latest fake love triangle or some horrible and saddening fake death?
Then follow this simple guide.
Today, after three years, I should finally be getting a new phone. I have to go to Eau Claire to do so, but I’m still happy anyway. I’d be even more happy if I could get this one. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll make do.
I finally have a day off today, and what do I get to do? Go to a glorified baby shower. Sweet life. Ahh well, at least I get to go to the Brewer game tomorrow. And I got paid yesterday. I forgot how nice it is to receive paychecks.
I was flipping through my television channels, when I came across a show on the Travel Channel about sandwiches I guess. A pregnant woman was eating some peanut butter sandwich, because I guess that’s what pregnant women like. It was an extra special treat for this particular mother-to-be, because she works at a school that is nut free.
Today I discovered the cause of road rage. The roads are filled with stupid and terrible drivers. Call me crazy, but I think I’m really onto something here.