Nick Millis

Rule #1: If you’re a guy, don’t open a door, and then proceed to let other guys in before you. (Exception: family)

Rule #2: If you’re a guy and you have your hair tied up/back in some fashion, it’s time to see a barber.

Rule #3: When a TA says they got an answer for a certain question, don’t chime in and say you got the same thing. If you did, I probably did too. Speaking up doesn’t make you a rocket scientist, therefore ensuring that the answer is undoubtedly correct. Cram it up your cramhole.

Rule #4: If there are four stalls in the bathroom, and there is one person already in one, don’t get into one next to them. I like to call this the "Common Sense Rule." If someone is in stall 4, go into stall 1 and vice versa. If someone is in stall 2, go to stall 4; in 3 go to 1. If there are people in 2 & 4, go to 1. If it’s 1 & 3, go to 4. If there are 3 people there already, I think you know what to do. This rule also applies to urinals and shower stalls.

PICTURES OF YOU ON THE JOHN ARE FUCKING GROSS, I don’t like seeing them, even if you were the HOTTEST chick on Earth, idk, just my feelings, anyone AGREE?

scmach

This is just here cause I wanted something.